I've used the "I'm going to do it up then sell it" line a few times. So far she's forgotten about the second part of that phrase. I also point out that some of my bikes cost a tenth of the cost of one of her Longchamp handbags.
Mainly though I just don't say anything, and pray that DHL turn up when she's out...
Mainly though I just don't say anything, and pray that DHL turn up when she's out...