MUD COWS
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enc
Kona Fan
Not really ... trying to be positive ...its "of its time". What is evident...is just how far MTB'ing has progressed. Compared with contemporary Down Hill stuff...watching these vids is like watching your mates arsing about...
which TBH, much of it is but even the serious stuff is tame compared to today's "pros"
worst porn ever, barely any action, to much back story, the bit in the middle with the dodad was ok I guess.
Second hardest wank ever, but I made it work.
Perhaps to spruce things up you would be in the market for videos of me riding up towards steep slopes, getting off, walking down safely, take a 5 minute breather and then walk up the hill, as my single speed gearing can't handle it, only to spin out on the flat single track, losing all momentum, at which point its faster to walk. It'll be sold to you in discrete packaging, a muddy brown paper bag with cack-handed writing.
novocaine
Old School Grand Master
that's not porn, that's a description of my riding life (and pretty close to my sex life, but with more momentum).
still, singlespeed is the best......
Perhaps you spare yourself on the trails to preserve the bedroom performance?that's not porn, that's a description of my riding life (and pretty close to my sex life, but with more momentum).
still, singlespeed is the best......
Yes, gears are a strange concept. I just need the 2 good sprockets and a good pair of hiking boots
