Satan Himself
How do all,
I am the controversial dodgy so and so, who has apparently caused much outrage and flippant conjecture; so even when I put the bike up at 99p with no reserve to a global audience, I am somehow blatantly using underhanded methods that boil the blood of good honest bike riding folk, much like myself.
If private bidding is such an outrage, then why is it offered as an option?
If I'd known it'd cause such a mucky debate of accusation and ill will, I would've left the bidding public, but I didn't; just as I haven't made or arranged any bids in any shape or form; I would publish a bidding list, but then of course, I'd be crucified for contravening the privacy of those bidding and breaking ebay policy rules.
Basically, it seems it is indeed a desirable machine; if you want it, please feel free to participate in bidding at whatever juncture you please; if you don't, then kindly let those who evidently do want a chance at owning a tasty bike (which I would like to hold on to, but ultimately, it doesn't suit my riding style) get on with letting the market decide its worth.
Slander away, I've nothing to hide.