Ok I will try some others
Why do elephants have big ears………….because Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom.
My wife come home crying the other day and asked me console her so I hit her over the head with my X box.
And a sick one…
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says “Mummy, what are they doing?”. The mother hesitates then quickly replies “Ummm they are making cakes”. The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkies having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, making cakes. The next day the girl says to her mother “Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night eh?”. Shocked, the Mother says “how do you know?”
She says, “Because I licked the icing off the sofa”.
Why do elephants have big ears………….because Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom.
My wife come home crying the other day and asked me console her so I hit her over the head with my X box.
And a sick one…
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says “Mummy, what are they doing?”. The mother hesitates then quickly replies “Ummm they are making cakes”. The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkies having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, making cakes. The next day the girl says to her mother “Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night eh?”. Shocked, the Mother says “how do you know?”
She says, “Because I licked the icing off the sofa”.
