I've (re)touched Katy Perry's pants today

[Dr S]

Who is Katy Perry?

Some broad who kissed a girl and liked it but not enough to stop her marrying a hairy man with tight trousers.

Kaiser once said she is a RetroBike member so go easy

 

[IDB1]

She nudey prods with Russell Brand.

 

[tintin40]

So a nobody then. Looked her up on Google. Very uninteresting.

 

[Kerplunk]

Spill the beans or I'm off to start a Katy Perry has big skidders internet rumour.

 

[perry]

I didn't know who she was until fairly recently , I don't have a tv or listen to shit radio so found it strange whenever I had to give my name and was met by a strange look followed by " do you have a sister called katy " :? wondered what the fook was going on .

Looked it up and don't see what all the fuss is about , she has a manly face and I've seen better boobs walking down the street .

It wouldn't be the upskirt that seems to show everything , but everything you can see looks like nothing you've ever seen in that area before ?

 

[kaiser]

I didn't know who she was until fairly recently , I don't have a tv or listen to shit radio so found it strange whenever I had to give my name and was met by a strange look followed by " do you have a sister called katy " :? wondered what the fook was going on .

Looked it up and don't see what all the fuss is about , she has a manly face and I've seen better boobs walking down the street .

It wouldn't be the upskirt that seems to show everything , but everything you can see looks like nothing you've ever seen in that area before ?

Yeah yeah........Katy.

 

[Steve Kish]

I didn't know who she was until fairly recently

So,who is she and are her pants worth re-touching? :?

 

[highlandsflyer]

She is Brand's beard.

I reckon he is a very good friend of Wossy.

No problems with that at all.

She is stunning.

 

[IDB1]

Was she ok about them being touched in the first place??

Did you even ask!!?? :shock: :shock:

 

[perry]

Ask ? it's a prerequisite