Insults, what can you get away with ?

[Alison]

I was, while making dinner, singing in my really, really bad voice "When your in love with a beautiful woman it hurts" just came into mind and my hubby says "How would I know" well he's always been the most tactless person on earth, although he does have a point

Have you been insulting without thinking about it or found the ultimate funny insult?

Alison

 

[corsarob]

i do it all the time,god knows how or why my wife puts up with me,
its "madness"

"it must be love,love,love,da da"

 

[KermitGKona88]

Our local High street has developed a hole in it, no joke, so there was a report that some time before the hole opened a woman tripped on the uneven surface, I was in a restaurant we frequent often and was saying this to the waitress as i was paying. She said to me that the woman had tripped and caused the hole, I immediately said she must have been one hell of a size to make the hole, then immediately added was it you :?:


Yep she was not amused at all, I don't know why

 

[apache]

I told my ex-wife she was getting fat.

Now married again - learnt my lesson.

 

[We_are_Stevo]

...those conversations that culminate in "He's standing behind me isn't he..."

 

[FMJ]

It's not the dress.

 

[RobMac]

It's not the dress.

Does this dress make me look fat?

 

[RobMac]

:shock: BTW Ive never worn a dress

 

[mikee]

Can't get them past your ears


Boom boom

 

[mikee]

I suppose that " if you could have sex with any woman in the world ,who would it be ? " she asks
Probably your sister I answers ,situation fits this