I got bee bummed !

[sylus]

So sleep is not going well..having been diagnosed with severe sleep apnea my licence is suspended and work is now dead

I've been to papworth three times now with the last at the weekend to try cpap only to feel more ill than before so surgery looks like the only option

so, last night..girly presses ON rather than sleep on the radio that we normally listen to to send us off only for me to be woken by it still being on at 2am.grrr

then as if things couldn't get worse 3am I feel something crawling down my back going towards my bum crevice..weird thinks I..reach down and grab hold of it and throw it on the floor, as I do so i get what I thought was bitten..my hand starts to go numb and I'm so tired my arm could have dropped off and I would have still slept

woke up to find..a red bum bumble bee dead and my hand swollen like the thing from the fantastic four

Great..I just found the only gay bee in cambridgeshire trying to get up my bum

 

[Lysander]

Just be thankful ye intercepted it in the way to the target.......ye'd have an arse like a baboon on ye today!

 

[JeRkY]

Well I am sorry to rub it in but I will chuckle myself to sleep tonight. Good story!

 

[RobMac]

Here in Jockland we call them "bum bees"

 

[Tad]

Surely it was just a little prick.

 

[lumos2000]

reminds me of school, we use to freeze wasps with deodorant spray and put them in peoples beds :twisted:

 

[dbmtb]

Actually the bee is probably a worker and therefore female. Which adds a further dimension to the story....

 

[sunrise]

hahaha the only gay bee in cambridgeshire!

that is crazy though, i dont think i have ever seen a bee at night... maybe the bee was only its alias?