The Gimp has been released. I slipped him a large sausage before gorging myself on his pie and custard. Advice was also given as to not bending my G string with his long slender fingers. His inner thigh should recover from the dog bite well before the ride tomorrow.
Mrs HM is on standby with her marigolds and liniment for the post ride rub downs. Please form an orderly queue around the corner without obstructing the pavement.
Spare a thought as you ride past, about 100ft from my back doors. Really. I shall be elsewhere.