LGF was trying to buy a bike with a kidney but the seller wanted a arm and a leg instead, so in the first attempt to cut off his arm he missed and hit his hand with the angle gringer, this made him think about the transaction . . . how will i cut off my leg if i don't have one hand to hold my leg and another to perform the cutting!!
then he realised he wouldn't beable to ride the bike he was cutting his arm and leg off for so decided to pass on the deal and go to hospital and get his thumb reattached!!