help me date my bike

[lewis1641]

we've been out a few times already "as friends" but tonight we are going out on a opropper date.

not sure what to do? cinema so i get to hold her hand? but we ont be able to talk much?

go for a drink? she might think i'm just wanting to get her drunk?

i am on a budget too.

what do yuo bike daters think?

 

[chrisv40]

Is she fit? If so let me take her out for you and I'll let you know how she performs

 

[FluffyChicken]

Don't think the wife'll take to kindly to being called a 'bike'

ohh, you mean your bit on the side...

 

[MaD_lycra_biker69]

THIS is quite disturbing.

Why would you do that to your bike? :x


Barry

 

[mikee]

have you known her long ?
if not the first thing to do is check up the seat post for cash or stash
I've found loads of stuff up there over the years fivers/tenners
small bags of what looks like plant material (?),tools
after that get some protection on and ride her thru the biggest bunch of nettles thistles etc you can find
builds a long lasting relationship
whats her name BTW

 

[mattbrown]

village bike???

 

[drystonepaul]

Will you be using lock on grips Dave? If it does get a bit wet and dirty then it's important to have a firm and safe grip.

 

[chrisv40]

So how did it go Dave are you going to be seeing more of each other or have you shoved her to the back of your shed?

 

[drystonepaul]

Yeah, is she chained up in the shed waiting for the next time you fancy a ride...?
















So wrong.

 

[lewis1641]

:twisted: