She needs to start a new 'why modern is better than retro' or 'rigid bikes - why I think they're terrible' section; have 3,000 visitors in the first day.
Good on her though, and you, seriously. Part of what I do is writing web sites and it's really nice to see a new generation getting stuck in and creating cyber-space (a retro phrase if ever there was one) rather than just using it.
Full marks, gold star and go to the top of the class.