I don't know why, but I had all sorts of unsavoury images before I clicked on this thread.
But there's that conundrum - I did click on the thread...
It's a great idea, anyways - I know of this guy, right - not me you understand - but this guy - who thought he was being dead clever in using his cleaning brushes and degreaser on his chainset and cassette, outside, leaning on one of the bins, when there was a bit of a breeze, and his then better half had a orange blouse drying on the washing line.
That this was a "then better half" may, or may not have been influenced by this happening.
But it wasn't me - oh no - just somebody I know. Right. Glad we cleared that up.
I'll get my coat.