I just love this bit:
Ok, I don't really know where to start.
Possibly a Lamborghini-made frame, could have been commissioned by Colnago, but as Deeside cycles (who sold it in 1984 to the guy who sold it to me) are no longer around, you'd need to ask Graham Weigh.
Built in 1984, possibly one of 50.
So basically he hasn't a clue and is just inventing random stuff! In which case I have a Domino's Pizza box in my kitchen that was possibly in the car when James Dean crashed, possibly when he was on his was to deliver it to me, probably through a time portal, possibly with Marilyn Monroe in the passenger seat holding this very Pizza box. Offers over £1,000, or £300 for the crusts and £700 for the box.