F1...its a farce!

[Tommi74]

Who said he was penalized for slipstreaming ? That´s bullshit, how can he slipstream if he is beside him?

 

[tintin40]

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[cherrybomb]

That's priceless

 

[Harryburgundy]

Brilliant Tintin

 

[tintin40]

It's so true about the FIA. if it's not the 'Fiat' owned car then it's that bloody Mike shoemarker bloke :twisted: May be the British should join the right 'clubs :roll: know what i mean

 

[Andy B]

One of the guys on uk-mtb.com posted this:

I love F1, but i don't always get to see it. Sometimes i just put a marble in a big mixing bowl and swirl it then watch the marble go round and round. It's not quite the same but it's a close second.

I think I might start watching marble racing....

 

[konahed]

Go for it.

 

[Augustus]

totally agree.

getting to the point that the FIA must see it's turning fans away.

i suppose that wont matter until it's turning sponsors away.

 

[konahed]

I'm really surprised so many of you think it was a bad decision.

 

[tintin40]

I'm really surprised so many of you think it was a bad decision.

I don't. I still think it was the correct decision.