Well you see there's this nice man called Sado-Max who was quite unjustly accused of doing very naughty things. And there's a very unpleasant man called Ron and Sado-Max suspects this Ron of having set him up over this entirely unjust accusation, so you can well imagine that he wasn't at all pleased with unpleasant Ron.
Now late last year, Sado-Max decided that the F1 race stewards weren't really very clever, and they tended to spend untold amounts of time looking at some silly rule book or other. So the man who was in charge of the stewards retired and Sado-Max thought 'I know, I'll make my personal fixer the new head of the stewards panel. After all, he's a former MEP and he has no experience in motor racing, so who could possibly be better qualified?'
So now at last we can rest assured that all of the decisions by the stewards are very clever and have Sado-Max's personal seal of approval, which is really rather a relief in these troubled times, isn't it? And that unpleasant Ron is liable to get a right whipping, I'll be bound. No, sorry it's Ron that'll be bound.