Ed's Guide to Sartorial Cycling Elegance

sinnett177":205olmkc said:
But Ed,

I'm told my Raleigh shorts are becoming rather see through. Personally i'm fine with this but the last time I wore them Gil_m was fixated by their see through qualities, he's a big fella so i'd rather not awaken his homoerotic side. What can I do?

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I'm sure a gentleman of the Havers variety would mitigate any embarrassment caused by wearing see through shorts by lining them with the Marks and Spencers Y fronts he had for Christmas - last word in style and elegance so I'm led to believe.
 
tartan y-fronts perhaps ,sort of thing a fopp of the havers persuasion
would attempt
 
ededwards":2uzeri9k said:
fingers":2uzeri9k said:
Whilst I have no objection to looking like a roadie, I was under the illusion that retro MTBers should be wearing boots, jeans and lumberjack shirts, along with long hair and taches, a la 70s???
This is about dressing like a gentleman cyclist. Think Havers and act in the spirit.
I'm beginning to form the impression that you don't think mountain bikers are gentlemen, or at least they don't look like them. So they should therefore dress as retro roadies, in order to give an impression of gentility. But among other things that means not wearing a helmet, and while insouciance may well be a gentlemanly quality, that would be taking insouciance to insane lengths - even if I possessed the level of skills that you have told us about in your previous instructional essays.

Admittedly I'm from down south, where gentlemen may possibly be slightly more laid back than northern gentlemen, but down here I would say that gentlemen often tend to dress quite like the more casual kind of mountain bikers, and never dress like retro roadies.
 
Anthony":1ckjdho2 said:
ededwards":1ckjdho2 said:
fingers":1ckjdho2 said:
Whilst I have no objection to looking like a roadie, I was under the illusion that retro MTBers should be wearing boots, jeans and lumberjack shirts, along with long hair and taches, a la 70s???
This is about dressing like a gentleman cyclist. Think Havers and act in the spirit.
I'm beginning to form the impression that you don't think mountain bikers are gentlemen, or at least they don't look like them. So they should therefore dress as retro roadies, in order to give an impression of gentility. But among other things that means not wearing a helmet, and while insouciance may well be a gentlemanly quality, that would be taking insouciance to insane lengths - even if I possessed the level of skills that you have told us about in your previous instructional essays.

Admittedly I'm from down south, where gentlemen may possibly be slightly more laid back than northern gentlemen, but down here I would say that gentlemen often tend to dress quite like the more casual kind of mountain bikers, and never dress like retro roadies.

Are you saying I dont think MTBers are gentlemen? I must say I think the many are...

On the subject of hats, I know it is well documented that people dont wear enough hats, so, if going for this roadie look, a campagnolo cap should do well.

If one goes for the tweed, then a deerstalker must be de rigeur surely not?


What utter balls bullshit and poppycock I am talking
 
fingers":2hx4zwj4 said:
Are you saying I dont think MTBers are gentlemen? I must say I think the many are...
I'm sorry if it wasn't clear that I was replying to Ed, who was replying to you.

Not making oneself clear is certainly not a gentlemanly trait, so I apologise!
 
Anthony":lxe87izp said:
fingers":lxe87izp said:
Are you saying I dont think MTBers are gentlemen? I must say I think the many are...
I'm sorry if it wasn't clear that I was replying to Ed, who was replying to you.

Not making oneself clear is certainly not a gentlemanly trait, so I apologise!

Tsk.



(j/k)
 
I find the whole idea of activity-specific clothing anathema. Never wear anything you can't duel, parley or leg it in. If it's winter, Tweed. If it's not winter, less Tweed and a handkerchief.
 
Socks rolled into jeans, dashing good looks, I'm already there...

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