Check your nuts - IN REMISSION 4th July 2013!

[The History Man]

When I was diagnosed I sat in a meeting and told them not to buy me any five year diaries......
It went very quiet. Nobody knows how to react do they?

 

[Neil]

I was in a meeting at work yesterday and someone said, "someone's going to have to put their balls on the table for this one". I replied along the lines of this being an action that they couldn't pin on me in that case, then there followed an awkward silence until they saw me laughing

Wouldn't it have been even cooler, though, if you had yours, preserved in a jar, and by weird coincidence and alignment of the stars, just so happened to have it with you, then you could bang the jar down on the table and say "There you are - you can have that one for free!"

 

[The History Man]

Or reply, "I'll just pop home then"

 

[Grannygrinder]

Good news

 

[hamster]

Great news, from one in remission to another!

 

[BerthaPog]

BUT WAIT! The news get better! I am allowed to ride again!

Brilliant news...

I was in a meeting at work yesterday and someone said, "someone's going to have to put their balls on the table for this one". I replied along the lines of this being an action that they couldn't pin on me in that case, then there followed an awkward silence until they saw me laughing

Next time , just calmly pop a tupperware pot on the table and announce "I'm in".

I've had similar, but for me the killer phrase is "Opinions are like *@*@holes, everyones got one". Strictly speaking, I don't (I'm differentially plumbed as I have an ileostomy).

 

[We_are_Stevo]

Don't know if I'd have any of yours courage in the same situation?

Respect

 

[makster]

Great news Tad!
On for the Brighton one bollok, I mean Big Dog then

 

[Tad]

Thanks all.

Don't know if I'd have any of yours courage in the same situation?

You'd be surprised at the human spirit. I just kicked on to autopilot, did what had to be done and just dealt with it.

 

[Tad]

On for the Brighton one bollok

Careful, I think that might have different connotations, I'm sure Edwards can enlighten us.