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Pants walla.
11th is fine for me. Like a double first ;-)
Pants walla.
11th is fine for me. Like a double first ;-)
Check your nuts - IN REMISSION 4th July 2013!
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We_are_Stevo
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Was going to add my tuppence ha'penny worth but can hardly see for crying with laughter!
Chopper1192":18b78924 said:
Was going to add my tuppence ha'penny worth but can hardly see for crying with laughter!
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As for our OP s recent misfortune, I've been working on a means by which he can profit from this. What he needs to do is paint his remaining friend bright orange, with a smiley face on the front in black paint. He then needs to enter ever school sports day he can, and place bets on himself to win at bookies all around the country.
When the space hopper race cones around he needs only to run up the course with no trousers on, onlookers will think he's the fastest space hopper jockey on the planet, and the bookies will fund a lavish lifestyle of Retrobikes and sex with Carol Vorderman.
If I've made someone smile and brightened their day, then my work is complete.We_are_Stevo":1hdj15od said:Chopper1192":1hdj15od said:
Was going to add my tuppence ha'penny worth but can hardly see for crying with laughter!
As for our OP s recent misfortune, I've been working on a means by which he can profit from this. What he needs to do is paint his remaining friend bright orange, with a smiley face on the front in black paint. He then needs to enter ever school sports day he can, and place bets on himself to win at bookies all around the country.
When the space hopper race cones around he needs only to run up the course with no trousers on, onlookers will think he's the fastest space hopper jockey on the planet, and the bookies will fund a lavish lifestyle of Retrobikes and sex with Carol Vorderman.
Agency_Scum
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Did they let you keep the bollock?
Did they let you keep the bollock?
Agency_Scum
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That's going to be the weirdest question of my life....THANK YOU!
That's going to be the weirdest question of my life....THANK YOU!
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You must be fairly young then
You must be fairly young then
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For educational purposes - we can all benefit - what exactly did you feel down these that made you think "blimey, that wasn't there last week!". Size, composition etc? I know we are all told to check regularly but a bit more detail on how you found out would be good.
No pictures though, pleeeeeaaassee. ;-)
For educational purposes - we can all benefit - what exactly did you feel down these that made you think "blimey, that wasn't there last week!". Size, composition etc? I know we are all told to check regularly but a bit more detail on how you found out would be good.
No pictures though, pleeeeeaaassee. ;-)
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