Carlos Santana

[dyna-ti]

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?



A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, screaming loudly till the air runs out.

 

[dyna-ti]

A Roman soldier walks into a bar, turns to the barkeep and holds up two fingers saying "5 beers please."

 

[dyna-ti]

A bartender says, " We don't serve time travelers in here"

A time traveler walks into a bar.

 

[dyna-ti]

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.

"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.

The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"

 

[Mike Muz]

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?



A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, screaming loudly till the air runs out.

 

[Mike Muz]

A Roman soldier walks into a bar, turns to the barkeep and holds up two fingers saying "5 beers please."

Nice one centurion!

Mike

 

[The History Man]

What do we want?
To be ophthalmologists!
When do we want it?
And now? How about now?

 

[The History Man]

Re:

I’m always amazed by the detailed work done by tattoo artists in Spain.


Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

 

[dyna-ti]

 

[The History Man]

Re:

I adopted a reptile a few years ago. He turned out to be quite aggressive. But once I changed his name from rocky to boy George he became a much calmer chameleon.