Carlos Santana

[The History Man]

Re:

I call my antique table Vincent.




It has a bit of veneer missing.

 

[The History Man]

Re:

I’m trying to lose weight by putting bread on my head.






I’m on a loaf hat diet.

 

[dyna-ti]

Please stop.

 

[The History Man]

Never.

My friend Lynn is going to help me list all my Russian memorabilia for sale on the internet. I said......

"You're a star Lynn"

 

[Peachy!]

Don’t buy any of those dodgy Ukrainian boxer shorts…. Chernobyl fallout

 

[legrandefromage]

'Testicles'

That is all.

 

[dyna-ti]

Re:

What does a zombie vegetarian eat?







































































































Graaaaaaaains!

 

[dyna-ti]

I wasn't going to visit my family this week, but my mum promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

 

[dyna-ti]

Whats green and has wheels.


Grass.

 

[The History Man]

Poor. Try this:

As children my best friend and I would play lots of games of football in the local disused quarry.




At the end I would usually win on aggregate.