BSO Advertising hits a new low...

Bats

Senior Retro Guru
http://bikesunder100.co.uk/

You can do this?

I didn't know you could do this.

I should have done this. Start up a website and give rave reviews for absolute shite. Tell people not to waste money on a name brand tv, buy a hwing whang 300 inch from B&M instead for fifty quid. Guaranteed to have the best picture and sound ever, and to get you out of bed on time, and to make you a cup of tea, and to save your marriage. Why buy fairy liquid when you can get ten bottles in a pack in the 99p shop. The burning sensation means it's really cleaning, and also doubles as permanent glow in the dark body paint. Anyone else wants a product reviewed please bung a cheque in the post and optionally a picture of it and I'll tell everyone it's brilliant and way better than so called "proper" stuff. Please do not send product samples as HSS no longer lend me hazmat suits after the last one melted.

:facepalm:
 
I want to punch that man for his bike lies. Surely that's allowed, if we say it's for charity or something?
 
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A colleague at work just bought a BSO, I tried and tried and tried and tried again and again to make him see reason :shock:

Its got disc brakes though he said :facepalm:
 
I hate it as soon as you mention the word " Shimano " people think its the best and that the bike is something special. So tell me how SIS groupset is better than Campy and SRAM?
 
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Says it all really. He also has two white lines with no individual definition for his teeth according to his cartoon pic.... :facepalm:
 
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"Expert Opinion"

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In fairness though these BSO's do have their place....
















... At the bottom of a canal. Along with their closely related cousin, the supermarket shopping trolley :roll:
 
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