Broken collarbone?

I've broken both mine a few times. Only once did I know right away that it had all gone pear shaped. Twice I didn't realize till I went to ride off, and my hand wasn't going where my brain was telling it to that important things were no longer connected to other important things.

Then there was the time my surgeon had to wake me up in Emergency and tell me I needed surgery at 9am on a bank holiday. He was not amused. Trying to cycle home at 3am with a pitcher of beer while completely drunk is not a good idea in hindsight.


Oh, and I managed to save most of the beer in the crash.
 
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