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[ssbnreso]

One of my 11 yr olds teachers is called Mrs Boner :?

 

[marky2484]

I actually know a woman called Sandra Tampon............

 

[rosstheboss]

I am a roofer by trade
As many of you know I suffer from piles
My doctor is Dr Andrew Roofer

Therefore....

I have been anally fingered by A Roofer

 

[Midlife]

Presumably there was a Mr Smeg who designed fridges ???

Shaun

 

[My_Teenage_Self]

My mum used to work with a woman called Theresa Green.

How do people honestly live with these names????


We used a builder last year called Mr. Fiddler.

 

[swannymere]

There's a funeral directors in Southampton called R.C.Payne.

 

[RobMac]

I knew a guy called Richard Harden and he always introduced him self as Dick :shock:
Seriously! The number of times I saw people having a second take when they heard his surname.

 

[ferrus]

There's a woman up the road who keeps snakes called Anna Conder

her brother's a Lumber Jack named Tim Burr..

I know a guy who's well into Show Jumping: Jim Carner

and a bloke who's handy on the parallel-bars ...Jim Nastic

a mate I go camping with's called Billy Cann

but Lou Roll always gets the sh1ts..

oddly, the wild-food doesn't effect Roan Berry, or Bill Berry his brother..

we don't like to take Dick Tate as he's a bit of a control freak

and Ben Dover makes us uneasy.

Paddy Fields is away in China, enjoying the amazing culture

but Phylis Stein didn't wanna go..


no coat to impede exit...

 

[suburbanreuben]

When I were a lad, I answered the phone and someone wanted to speak to the old man.
"Who's calling?"
"Seaman, Dick Seaman"...

 

[azaro]

Used to have some customers BITD called Willy and Fanny Alcock. No joke!

And I remember a lad at school called Hamish McSporran.