Another Caption Competition

[mattbrown]

do my farts smell?

 

[Croydian]

Yeah, it looks your sharkfin's gonna burst that bleb mate!

 

[legrandefromage]

' ok, ok! (puff) (wheeeze) we (cough) give up! You are faster (hack) than us...' (bleeeeurgh!)

 

[jez-4-bikes-max]

"All hail neon"

 

[Arran]

"Yes, yes I concur. You have definitely blown your foo-foo valve"

 

[kaiser]

'Yes its definitely laddered, s'okay I have a spare pair.'

 

[legrandefromage]

hmm...

 

[daveaasmith]

"Damn, I was sure I'd shaved them all the way down"

 

[jez-4-bikes-max]

"My, your legs are nicer than Cindy Crawfords"

(showing my age there as I'm an 80's boy)

 

[TheGreenRabbit]

I said his ass is so tight: he farts and only dogs can hear it.