I've seen a photo of a tattoo on a fat bloke where a lady not wearing much in the way of clothing is arranged so his belly button is happens to be located at her ... well you get the picture.
Oot on the road bike for a knee-ly painful 36.3 miles at 16.1mph average. Bitter cold for this time of year, at 10C. The sea temperature has been warmer than the air temperature all day!