I was sitting at home minding my own business trying to get an accurate count of my bikes when I was rudely interrupted by a apostle of evil and his brood. He spent the time extolling the virtues of derailleurs and suspension.
Tried to poison him with Colombian coffee, but to no avail, his enthusiasm for the devil's gearchanger remained unabated.
I was so traumatised I went out and bought another bike.
Now I'll have to start the count all over again....
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Subsequently I came to the conclusion that no one should have more bikes than they can count on their appendages (with their trousers on) so I've put a rather nice Fuji Track on eBay as the start of the Great Cull of 2018.
EDIT: just realised what an evil influence Jamie put on me.
1. I'm selling a singlespeed bike.
2. The bike I bought has a derailleur! (I'll soon fox that though...
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