a roll a day.

[lewis1641]

Victor meldrew mode on.

I live with my wife. Just the 2 of us. I work full time, she works part time. Currently we are getting through a roll of toilet roll a day. Am i becoming a grumpy git or is that rediculous? What the hell does she do with it?

I'm going to ration her.

Victor meldrew mode off

 

[IDB1]

Women (generally) grab the stuff by the handful.. men (generally) do either 2 and fold or 4 and fold..

Women also use it for other stuff, not just wiping bums (front and back).. during the application and/or removal of make-up, for instance...

 

[cyfa2809]

yes that is a lot but as above it can be used for multiples of things

 

[losidan]

your lucky mate.....just me and the mrs and we get through mountains of the stuff. Ten rolls a week is nothing unusual :shock: :shock:

 

[cyfa2809]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[Tazio]

Reminds me of the old joke about the woman who asked her husband for a boob job. He bought her some rolls of Andrex and told her to rub a couple of pieces between her breasts twice a day. When she replied "how is that going to make my boobs bigger?" his reply was "not a clue but it worked for your arse"

 

[saltyman]

:shock: i will never understand what women do in the bathroom........

 

[Enid_Puceflange]

:shock: i will never understand what women do in the bathroom........

But two at once .........................

What s that all about

G

 

[Steve Kish]

Reminds me of the old joke about the woman who asked her husband for a boob job. He bought her some rolls of Andrex and told her to rub a couple of pieces between her breasts twice a day. When she replied "how is that going to make my boobs bigger?" his reply was "not a clue but it worked for your arse"

 

[hamster]

I am quite convinced that women eat toilet paper. :shock:

It's the only way that you can account for the huge amount that they get through.