You know you're getting old when..............

[jimo746]

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When the poster delivers a package and I have no idea what it is, what bike it's for, or why/when I bought it ??! :?

 

[torqueless]

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...when soft-close toilet seats seem like a good idea.

 

[The History Man]

I like soft things close.

 

[xerxes]

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Milk cupboard... cornflakes in fridge

Oh yes, I've done that a few times, but I started doing it way before I got "old". Should I be worried?

I like to think of it as a practical joke I'm subconsciously playing on myself; that moment when I open the cupboard, see the milk and think "hah, at least I know where the tea bags are".

 

[roadking]

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It is 25 years since you went to the Barcelona Olympics.

Jon.

 

[legrandefromage]

In bed by 9.22pm on a Friday night, and not even for rumpy pumpy - whatever that is.

 

[Mr Panda]

In bed by 9.22pm on a Friday night, and not even for rumpy pumpy - whatever that is.

Gimme a few moments and I'll pop round

 

[Silvergoat]

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Wow that's an offer! Love squeezins & sexy dancings? Most nights, we just "Eric & Ernie it".

 

[M-Power]

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You catch sight of yourself in a shop window and think, who's that old git.

 

[Silvergoat]

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That's usually the time when I decide to remove the old goat's silvery beard using my rechargeable shaver/trimmer, which then usually runs out of charge before I've finished the job, leaving me with this rather er 'natty' asymmetrical look...