You know your a cyclist when......

[jamabikes]

you where shorts in december.

 

[Lysander]

...those dark patches on the back of your hand aren't melanoma, they're glove tanlines........(not so common these days with full lycra backed gloves) :cry:

Another I just remembered- when ye tie your shoes with the bows to the far side of the eyelets!!

 

[Tazio]

You get concerned when you see a bike with a nice saddle locked up in the street that someone could steal it.

You see peoples eyes glaze over as your trying to explain the relative merits of XT and XTR in the pub. And nobody asked you to.

 

[misteroo]

.......driving through the countryside with your wife and kids in the car, they are all admiring the sheep, cows and hils....your looking for the best route down on a bike!!!

 

[TDIfurby]

...you stop to look at a load of bikes locked up in the middle of town and people think you're casing them out for a thieving

 

[orange71]

...the wife thinks you're ogling women on the pavement when you're actually checking out the bikes on the road...

 

[feetabix]

........the half life of your sponge is 1/4 that of your neighbors.......

 

[feetabix]

.......there are more 1/4 inch bearings under your washing machine than inside it.......

 

[chiswickcollectables]

Your bathroom/kitchen stinks of Gunk, T-Cut or Autosol.

You worry that postie might deliver before the enemy goes to work.

 

[longun]

..........when youve fallen out with the doris "cos you ride too much and dont spend any time with her and the children". and youve 6 bikes in the garage