When two become one……………

[vtwinvince]

LOL, this concept gained absolutely no traction in my household either.

 

[The History Man]

It won’t be here for a while yet. Perhaps I can come up with another strategy?

 

[MattiThundrrr]

So. How do I break the news? Firstly that another bicycle is on the horizon, and secondly that it requires participation once complete.

I used COVID to shield the subterfuge.
"We can't go on a trip for our anniversary this year. How about we purchase something we can do together instead?"
Voila, antique tandem in the garage. She loves the thing. I refer to it as our Relationship Tester.

 

[MattiThundrrr]

I refer to it as our Relationship Tester

Picture included for posterity.
I kinda like it too. People clap when we ride by.

 

[Mickeyspinn]

It won’t be here for a while yet. Perhaps I can come up with another strategy?

Psyops..!...there's time to sow seeds yes?
Maybe a friend could drop some suggestions...
I mean just imagine if you could get her to suggest to you....why don't "we" get a tandem...

 

[The History Man]

You’re way behind the curve. She knows.

 

[Imlach]

And she ain't having it

 

[Mickeyspinn]

Ah.....
Tricky...

 

[Johnboy]

It won’t be here for a while yet. Perhaps I can come up with another strategy?

Threaten to withhold sex until she agrees.

 

[The History Man]

Threaten to withhold sex until she agrees.

What's that then?