Whats the point of a landline...

[The History Man]

Designed for two main uses: to create defensive tactical barriers, channeling attacking forces into predetermined fire zones or slowing an invasion force's progress to allow reinforcements to arrive; and to act as passive area-denial measure.

 

[Chopper the ex Copper]

I use my landline.to ring the kebab van - I got his mobile number - and for t'interweb. I find telephone of all kinds an intrusion, and will be binning th mobile soon, and only plug in the landline phone to make a call. I make a fair few Skype calls.

 

[Neil]

I don't think it gets any better than how Tom Mabe dealt with a cold call...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdoogjic4I[/youtube]