What Winds You Up?

I would be happy to lay out 50k on an old VW Safari Bus in very original nick. I have a friend in L.A. who makes amazing old splitties bounce Low Rider style and one of his creations would be well worth the entry fee.

I am never impressed by new Range Rovers, I spend too much time actually going up kerbs.
 
That piece of legal paper inside tablet boxes, I always get the wrong end and have to remove it.

P.P.I aka Phone Pestering Idiots ringing me all the feckin time.

Reality TV waste of breathable air nobodies.

And lately I'm getting tired of this quoifered hair and big beard look that everyman and his dog just has to have.
 
Copy the crap in the pill boxes and phone pests.

Reality TV throws up the odd gem though, and I am all for the return of the beard!
 
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Ed Miliband, "what I say to you is this". Utter cretin.

Ed Miliband's hair. There's too much of it. Same barber as Tim Henman. Remember the reaction to Roy Keane shaving his nut? If Miliband did the same would people take him seriously? Probably not but it would make me laugh at the twat.

"Out of", as in "band X out of Scottsdale". The word is from. Mainly US but hearing it here now.

"An historic day/event/occasion". Two things, it's 'a' historic, and every day is literally historic, which is usually only slightly less 'historic' than the event they are babbling about.

'Equality'. What's that all about? We aren't born equal, we don't die equal. Why the constant droning on about making us more equal in the interim? It's never going to happen, get over it ffs.

Tax. Currently and specifically the proposed 'mansion tax'. I won't be affected but it'll raise next to nothing, it won't make any real difference to the 'rich' and the asset rich/cash poor will get clobbered through no fault of their own. Tokenism at its worst.

Global warming/climate change/renewables/fracking. Who cares. If there's money under our feet get it out. UK plc makes £billions and a few people get flaming taps. That's a good trade off.

The Guardian comments section.

Owen Jones.
 
nobheads that park in a well used corner area an open there door into the path of a cyclist

a blonde spiceboy tw@ could have killed me yesterday if i hadnt of predicted what the
toe rag was abouts to do, i slowed an went wide, fear is healthy sometimes
 
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The local pikey population. They go between six or seven sites breaking into parks and digging up grass banks to keep them out. Leaving a trail of rubbish behind when they leave, to go to the next local site. The local Green councillor actually let them in one local park with a barrier to keep them out ,as they were blocking up the road. Then had an expensive fight - as always - to get them off it again.
That really does my head in !

Mike
 
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