Oohh, I’m hurt!! Too much of a lady indeed!!
I'm of woman flesh but I'm no lady!!!!
I've never hit anything, touch wood, but my husband certainly has and found himself on the backseat of a car twice, parked ones at that.
My first MTB experience was when I was 20something when some git nicked my road bike and my sister and brother bought me, a poor mature student, a mountain bike to replace it, until some git stole that one too, right from under my nose.
I'm being reborn again at the mo and building us all MTB's as we've flogged the car.
Building the aforementioned Clockwork and a nickel P7