What useless (but desirable) old toot can I buy online today?

[Canuk]

Tis the season for sitting on your chocolate and cake munching ass and scrolling for toot you absolutely do not need.

Campagnolo spare parts shop display: £130

 

[Canuk]

Z Peugeot water bottle: yours for a mere 75 sheets...

 

[Canuk]

Stuart O'Grady Signed jersey, aero helmet and two signed caps £200... Not a bad deal

 

[moonlite]

I quite fancy this leather bag with old-school tools -- a snip at AUD 40

 

[BerthaPog]

Don’t want to admit that you need a bit of assistance on the hills and don’t want the risks associated with a home brew e-bike conversion, try a hydrocarbon upgrade.

Hydrocarbon Assist

 

[Canuk]

Don’t want to admit that you need a bit of assistance on the hills and don’t want he risks associated with a an home brew e-bike conversion, try a hydrocarbon upgrade.

Hydrocarbon Assist

That's mindbogglingly boggled

 

[Canuk]

I'm pretty sure I don't need this, but hey, it's a Ferrari design by Colnago. So, I might need one on the future. You can never have enough Colnago in your stable. But I ain't shelling out £11,000 for one...

 

[Canuk]

Pantani Flite saddle, not even new... $1000!