What have I just dragged out shed?

[Mickeyspinn]

Build it!


You forgot the obligatory *hic* at the end of such a clear, constructive point

There's a queue you know! If I did... its place is probably about 7 or 8th in line.
My pop pop boardtracker has been waiting too long....now that's a huge project...
Don't know if I need another just yet!

 

[Imlach]

There's a queue you know! If I did... its place is probably about 7 or 8th in line.
My pop pop boardtracker has been waiting too long....now that's a huge project...
Don't know if I need another just yet!

You should buy a live camera setup for your shed and allow me to watch you desperately walking around your repair stand, taking one frame out, only to put another, then drink, only to repeat the cycle 3 minutes later. You could have a Ko-Fi so we could funnel beer money to you.

 

[Mickeyspinn]

You should buy a live camera setup for your shed and allow me to watch you desperately walking around your repair stand, taking one frame out, only to put another, then drink, only to repeat the cycle 3 minutes later. You could have a Ko-Fi so we could funnel beer money to you.

You'd pay me to live the dream?

 

[Imlach]

You'd pay me to live the dream?

Well you're going to fund the rent and all that yourself, in the contract we make it clear that we scrape the barrel to get you a set amount of cans per month. There's limits to dreams, Mickey.

 

[Mickeyspinn]

Well you're going to fund the rent and all that yourself, in the contract we make it clear that we scrape the barrel to get you a set amount of cans per month. There's limits to dreams, Mickey.

What kind of cannage per annum are we talking ?
And performance related perks like bar snacks maybe?

 

[Guinessisgoodforyou]

You forgot the obligatory *hic* at the end of such a clear, constructive point

Give me a couple of hours

 

[Imlach]

Doing research.......

So it's 15.99 quid per 18 pack of wifebeater
On an average day a grown marsh boy of your stature should stay hydrated with at least 6 cans.

18 divided by 7 is like less than 3 so that won't work. So a more appropriate amount would be 2 18 packs per week. Resulting in 5 cans a day over the week, which puts you at a deficit, but I believe that our complimentary free selection of 2x snacks a week should just get you over the threshold.
That would equal, in crude math, about 1872 cans a year with a bi-monthly 'emergency stash' of 6 extra cans for the hard days.

So you'd probably have to consider stripping on the camera as well to ensure that us trusty RB'ers can justify the weekly outlay of a collective 40 quid, allowing financial wiggle room for the occasional pack of digestives and an expired cheddar.

Paint stripper not included.

 

[Guinessisgoodforyou]

oing research.......

So it's 15.99 quid per 18 pack of wifebeater
On an average day a grown marsh boy of your stature should stay hydrated with at least 6 cans.

18 divided by 7 is like less than 3 so that won't work. So a more appropriate amount would be 2 18 packs per week. Resulting in 5 cans a day over the week, which puts you at a deficit, but I believe that our complimentary free selection of 2x snacks a week should just get you over the threshold.
That would equal, in crude math, about 1872 cans a year with a bi-monthly 'emergency stash' of 6 extra cans for the hard days.

So you'd probably have to consider stripping on the camera as well to ensure that us trusty RB'ers can justify the weekly outlay of a collective 40 quid, allowing financial wiggle room for the occasional pack of digestives and an expired cheddar.

Paint stripper not included.

Uh head hurty

 

[Mickeyspinn]

Doing research.......

So it's 15.99 quid per 18 pack of wifebeater
On an average day a grown marsh boy of your stature should stay hydrated with at least 6 cans.

18 divided by 7 is like less than 3 so that won't work. So a more appropriate amount would be 2 18 packs per week. Resulting in 5 cans a day over the week, which puts you at a deficit, but I believe that our complimentary free selection of 2x snacks a week should just get you over the threshold.
That would equal, in crude math, about 1872 cans a year with a bi-monthly 'emergency stash' of 6 extra cans for the hard days.

So you'd probably have to consider stripping on the camera as well to ensure that us trusty RB'ers can justify the weekly outlay of a collective 40 quid, allowing financial wiggle room for the occasional pack of digestives and an expired cheddar.

Paint stripper not included.

No nipples....cos I never got paid for that

 

[Imlach]

No nipples....cos I never got paid for that

You can clamp them up if you're going to be a frigid prude.