What can be found during a ride?

[steve86]

Ive got some helmetcam footage of a rambler taking a dump.

This i have to see, awaiting youtube link with anticipation......

 

[Skinwhistle]

Waiting for the YouTube link Ray!! Lol

 

[alanf]

About 15 or so years back a local man was out cycling in the forest, stopped for a wee and found an IRA arms cache.

we used to search all the old WW2 amo storage areas looking for stuff not far from where that cache was found! I did read that the police knew it was there and had it under survailance before it was found by a member of the public, if we had known there was better stuff to be found we would looked for it

I found a root in the long grass the other evening, not long after I found that gravity sucks and contact with the ground, no matter how wet and muddy it is still hurts! the forestrt commission have since closed the trail due to safety issues with deep slippy mud :shock: so i rode the trail anyway and avoided the earlier mentioned hidded root

 

[azaro]

A fortnight ago I came across an abandoned pair of red, thigh length, patent leather stiletto boots :shock:

I just wonder how you manage to forget them... :?

What are they like to ride in?

 

[jimo746]

Today, whilst pushing back home, I found the jockey wheel that had fallen off on the outwad journey.

 

[saulus]

A fortnight ago I came across an abandoned pair of red, thigh length, patent leather stiletto boots :shock:

I just wonder how you manage to forget them... :?

What size..Man thigh size?

 

[ozone1]

I was the first of about 15 bikers that passed her flat out, I was laughing so hard for the rest of the section that I swallowed a fly and nearly choked.

did you then swallow a spider? I hear thats the thing to do. I expect you don't know why you swallowed a fly?

 

[dyna-ti]

I expect you don't know why you swallowed a fly?

Perhaps you'll die :shock:






There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;
Fancy that to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;
What a hog, to swallow a dog;
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow;
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead, of course!

 

[ozone1]

See retrobike is edcumakatonal

 

[Mark_h4dng]

My Dad found $2800 Canadian in an envelope in the toilet cubicle in Heathrow years ago, handed it in and got a nice letter from a Canadian Doctor who said he nearly had a heart attack when he realized he'd lost it. and another one when he found out it had been handed in.