bah humbugRich Aitch":3r56jku7 said:Am I ball-cocks!
It goes through my town and up my High St barely yards from my front door. They are anticipating- I quote- 9,999 people in a holding pen behind the Town Hall with live music from 11 am until brain haemourage time. Because of the anticipated influx of grockles our by-election has even been moved forward a day, thus breaking the time honoured British tradition of holding elections on a Thursday. I can't stand crowds so I'm having my own "Grand Depart" and heading off to the Peak District [No not Woodhead part!] when I return on Tuesday it'll be as though nothing has ever happened. I hope.
Don't worry, you can't break into Rich Aitch Castle while I'm gone and steal my bikes, I have friends house sitting who actually want to be there.
My Dad used to take me to watch the Milk Race and it was always boring beyond compare, if I'm gonna wait hours in the cold I want to see something a bit more interesting than skinny blokes in lycra! As far as I can make out the Tour de France is only worth watching when they crash [I like gore] or when they have a protest. I'm not sure what we can muster in the way of local protest, maybe the townsfolk can throw orange, black and grey paint over the riders as a protest against the loss of our local bus service?
REKIBorter":5hamhriq said:Wiggo won the National TT Championship five weeks ago, hardly off-form is he?
David B":vy2d4gqe said:maybe a Yates brother or two will make the cut
One spare bed left at Rich Aitch Castle if you love it so much!pigman":2p7wnvbq said:bah humbugRich Aitch":2p7wnvbq said:Am I ball-cocks!
It goes through my town and up my High St barely yards from my front door. They are anticipating- I quote- 9,999 people in a holding pen behind the Town Hall with live music from 11 am until brain haemourage time. Because of the anticipated influx of grockles our by-election has even been moved forward a day, thus breaking the time honoured British tradition of holding elections on a Thursday. I can't stand crowds so I'm having my own "Grand Depart" and heading off to the Peak District [No not Woodhead part!] when I return on Tuesday it'll be as though nothing has ever happened. I hope.
Don't worry, you can't break into Rich Aitch Castle while I'm gone and steal my bikes, I have friends house sitting who actually want to be there.
My Dad used to take me to watch the Milk Race and it was always boring beyond compare, if I'm gonna wait hours in the cold I want to see something a bit more interesting than skinny blokes in lycra! As far as I can make out the Tour de France is only worth watching when they crash [I like gore] or when they have a protest. I'm not sure what we can muster in the way of local protest, maybe the townsfolk can throw orange, black and grey paint over the riders as a protest against the loss of our local bus service?