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[trailstar82]

“Ready to work”
“Runs/rides like new”

 

[27motorhead]

“Ready to work”
“Runs/rides like new”

How about:
Better than new

 

[Swelo]

Q factor

Wait, I like this one after discovering its provenance: Grant Petersen invented the term. Q-factor is short for Quack-factor; the wider it is, the more one’s stance approximates that of a duck—hence “quack.”

Quite cheeky, really, and all the funnier because it gets used alongside the “serious” buzzwords rightly being called out in this thread.

 

[shepp]

Original other than….

Swap original for words such as Mint, perfect etc.

 

[Frankenorange]

Artisanal - ok word but over used in many industries for stuff that isn't that artisanal.

Biek - miss-spelling that became popular. Mostly seen on LFGSS.

Fella or Mate or Bud - when used by someone i don't know, who i met for 5 secs ago, or used in replies to messages about something for sale.