THINGS THAT P*SS ME OFF THREAD.....

[gbsimpsa]

Simply:
1. Chavs: claiming benefits
2. Pikeys: claiming benefits
3. Smokers: claiming benefits
4. BSOs: Normally owned by one of above
5. Hip Hop: Normally listened to by the above
6. Diesel Fumes: gets in my lungs when I'm commuting
7. Arse kissers: at least they don't claim benefits
8. Bankers: cos, they get more than they're worth and I'm jealous
9. Myself for wasting my time thinking of these things.

 

[tintin40]

Their should be a 'Things that make me happy' Thread

 

[Bikebandit]

29) I quite enjoys teh shaving, me.............proper brush and soap, good solid traditional stylee safety blade razor..........what's more manly than being stripped to the waist, dragging an ultra sharp blade across yer face????*


*yup, I'm queer, no doubt about it...........

Yea but it'd p*ss you off when you found out your gf had been shaving her privates with your razor the last week :twisted:

 

[Bikebandit]

Their should be a 'Things that make me happy' Thread

THERE IS HERE http://www.retrobike.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=132370

 

[gibbleking]

my go

1...bmws
2...the rain
3....bmws in the rain
4......unemployed hardline political anarchists
5....getting up when its dark
6....the price of petrol
7 the lack of interest the peop;e in charge show about number 6
8..parents who send their kids to my lessons on bikes that can kill with their 1 brake and bald tyres
9....spam in my email box from ashamppoooooo
10...waiting for parce;s to arrive
11...seeing my bike get dirty
12..slow loading screens
13..hoodie chavs who are drunk at 9 in the morning standing outside the job center
14..finding somewhere to park in yarmouth where ill still have windows in 2 hours
15 ...my renault for being crap at keeping water out...(i still have no idea where its coming from)
16..having to work on a spring sunny day when i would rather be on me sannie/yamaha
17...ebay fees
18..hannie stinky montana
19...anything else disney does with sole exception to fineas and ferb
20traffic lights
21..speed cameras(safety camera)..anything that makes you take your eyes off the road isnt safe..
22...insurance companies(for existing)
23...cold calling from the other side of the world at 9 in the evening
24...queing at the till in morrisons behind the guy with the worlds largest collection of coupons and 1 pence coins insisting on paying the exact amount
25...people who make a mess in public toilets on purpose
26 ...traffic wardens
27...people who look like traffic wardens
28 ...28 stone big butts as security in supermarkets who stand with their hands in their pockets
29...plumbers
30...the council
31...eastenders
32...hollyoaks(ooooh i hate this prog a lot)
33 ...coronation street(for those who have never been north of the pennines)
there are more but im cooking dinner

34...i hate cooking dinner





i dont hate beer

 

[marin man]

cheer up mr angry!

No, i'm not in the mood to cheer up yet! need to vent more.

21. rain.

22. wind

23. cold

24. louie spence.

25. that granny shagging wayne rooney

26. beckhams new beard/hair combo he looks like a tramp.

27. cleaning my van then having to use it and it getting covered in crap again.

28. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the crystal skull.

29. shaving

30. will smith's daughter and that flinkin annoying song "whip my hair"!! makes me want to stab my ears!!!!



. . . . . . . and . . . . breathe . . . . . .

Everything above....cant believe you are similar in your aim of vitriol .....we related :shock:


Cant believe no one has mentioned me yet

 

[marin man]

Simply:
1. Chavs: claiming benefits
2. Pikeys: claiming benefits
3. Smokers: claiming benefits
4. BSOs: Normally owned by one of above
5. Hip Hop: Normally listened to by the above
6. Diesel Fumes: gets in my lungs when I'm commuting
7. Arse kissers: at least they don't claim benefits
8. Bankers: cos, they get more than they're worth and I'm jealous
9. Myself for wasting my time thinking of these things.

And I agree with all the above as well.........

 

[gibbleking]

35...marin man
36...web trolls

 

[marin man]

35...marin man
36...web trolls

one and the same surely

I dont love you anymore gibble........there will never be an "US" either......I keep telling you

 

[Bikebandit]

Daddys girls pee me off..ones that are always looking for the wine bottle in your saddlebag when you've pulled up at a bike meet while your unpacking the tent and never to be found when your packing everything back up again and only appear once you've got saddled up and sitting there with the engine ticking over.." oooh sorry,was in the loo"..What! The last friggin' hour!?

That pisses me off!