THINGS THAT P*SS ME OFF THREAD.....

[gbsimpsa]

Daddys girls pee me off..ones that are always looking for the wine bottle in your saddlebag when you've pulled up at a bike meet while your unpacking the tent and never to be found when your packing everything back up again and only appear once you've got saddled up and sitting there with the engine ticking over.." oooh sorry,was in the loo"..What! The last friggin' hour!?

That pisses me off!

Wow, let it out dude. At least it can't happen that often.

 

[Lysander]

29) I quite enjoys teh shaving, me.............proper brush and soap, good solid traditional stylee safety blade razor..........what's more manly than being stripped to the waist, dragging an ultra sharp blade across yer face????*


*yup, I'm queer, no doubt about it...........

Yea but it'd p*ss you off when you found out your gf had been shaving her privates with your razor the last week :twisted:

So that's why the mirror was really low down last wednesday!!! :x

 

[tintin40]

people who take cycling serious get me

 

[Bikebandit]

people who take cycling serious get me

What ? The ones who mix up special drinks,eat power bars and the only fruit they know is a banana,wear a heart rate monitor on their wrists and know what cadence means..THOSE ONES :?: or you mean the more serious type :?:

 

[Lysander]

The type that will go out and ride with no stops for a fag or owt..........bloody tryhards!!! :x

 

[Bikebandit]

phew! Ain't me then..always take my coffee with me and stop for a fag break

 

[RobMac]

PARCEL2GO

F@cking crap :evil:

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[Tazio]

This week the Royal Mail, stuff I've sent takes for ever and stuff I'm waiting for never arrives.

And I've had 3 christmas cards arrive this week!!!

 

[Pogo]

Daddys girls pee me off..ones that are always looking for the wine bottle in your saddlebag when you've pulled up at a bike meet while your unpacking the tent and never to be found when your packing everything back up again and only appear once you've got saddled up and sitting there with the engine ticking over.." oooh sorry,was in the loo"..What! The last friggin' hour!?

That pisses me off!

Don't pack any wine just a load of cans of Scrumpy Jack!
She most likey won't drink it
but gawd help you if she does-
two cans and they can get punchy! :shock:

 

[Bikebandit]

Daddys girls pee me off..ones that are always looking for the wine bottle in your saddlebag when you've pulled up at a bike meet while your unpacking the tent and never to be found when your packing everything back up again and only appear once you've got saddled up and sitting there with the engine ticking over.." oooh sorry,was in the loo"..What! The last friggin' hour!?

That pisses me off!

Don't pack any wine just a load of cans of Scrumpy Jack!
She most likey won't drink it
but gawd help you if she does-
two cans and they can get punchy! :shock:

I don't care what they drink so long as they get their finger out their ass and help