THINGS THAT P*SS ME OFF THREAD.....

[Pogo]

It's the flapping of the arms that you forgot to mention...

Oh. What am I meant to do with them?

Oh dear, it's worse than I thought.
The rot seems to have set in too deep for there to be any help available to you my friend. But I'll try..
Are you a vegetarian? I only ask because a true carnivore knows how to run, instinctively so.

Weak arm flapping and hand waving whilst running is reserved for the holders of XX chromosomes and lettuce munchers. If this is combined with knock kneed running it would suggest a deep seated fixation with the colour pink and a collection of Barbara Streisand/ Bette Middler records.

Fully paid up members of the XY double helix are blessed with the ability to run, leap and jump, hands and arms swinging powerfully and purposefully at their sides whilst manfully at the ready to throw a javelin, sling a rock, garotte or bludgeon with bare fists.

So in effect, to improve your running I suggest you introduce some red meat into your diet then cancel your Guardian subscription (Which may be at the heart of your fashionista approach to life).

PS. And as far as reading to your girlfriend because she hasn't got a telly, by the thundering clouds of Thor. Are you sure you are not using the poor girl as cover?

 

[legrandefromage]

Things that piss me off:

No more new Heros TV series

No more Scrubs TV series

Grrr...

 

[jonnyboy666]

1. pikeys. :x specifically the ones that live about a 2 miles away. they are not the gypsy type just the full on pikey idiot type. if i nip to tesco's up the road they are there, outside the front doors . . . loitering . . . . waiting . . . . to thieve.

2. the old bag across the road whose now seeing a dimwit bloke who invited a pikey to live with him as he had been booted out by his parents. said pikey then stole stuff from him. police involved . . . pikey returned . . . i had to hold him down for police to return (a week or two ago) which meant i had to touch him, i needed a shower after that. he smelt really bad, stail smoke and piss and BO.

3. people who can't drive/park/indicate, even more so if the car is tiny.

4. people who seem to decide things by committee. for example, i went to see Gary at GA cycles, the couple being served before me . . . never seen/heard anything like it :roll:

5. agree with the "hipster" fixie fashion berks thing, specifically the fashion ones as opposed to the actual riders though.

6. running out of bog roll. (especially after you have sat down)

7. punctures.

8. that rough old slapper called jordan, not to mention the dimwit she's married to.

9. kerry katona, insert negative description of your choice here etc etc

10. the price of diesel.

11. students. (but did i laugh when the fire extinguisher numpty got put away!)

12. people who phone in on radio shows, can't tolerate them! especially when they ask for a shout out to their mates, you can hear the DJ roll their eyes!! :roll:

13. chris moyles

14. chris evans

15. sarah palin . . . utter dimwit :roll:



that'll do for starters . . . . today.

 

[Piperdave]

^^ ...and another thing.....

 

[lewis1641]

cheer up mr angry!

my wife calls lincs fm daily. it is embarassing. i was in gregg's the other day (buying lunch for someone else, you understand) just walked in the the sound of "and thanks to rachel and the girls at lincoln hospital"

she loves it. i find it embarassing.

christmas eve we were sat in traffic, nasty accident ahead. she called them to tell them of the hold up and request "moon river" for her nan

i despair

 

[tintin40]

Why do piss myself off. I told a shop i live at 186 house number when i live at 86 :x

SO the post office hasn't delivered to 186 it will return to the sender. I told 186 that the post office may deliver but no.

So much for getting a KCNC chain cheap. I will have to pay the extra postage to get redelivered. :evil: :evil:

 

[cannondale king]

when your on board ship and there's bugger all to read on the forum but this thread and you know your not gonna be back in the uk till 16th/17th or even better the 18th of feb :x :x :x :x :x :x

 

[Lysander]

It's the flapping of the arms that you forgot to mention...

Oh. What am I meant to do with them?

Elbows in line with ribcage, fists bunched and arms proudly pistoning back and forth. That's how a male manly man runs.......

fixed grimace and expelling breath by 'ffff-'ffff'-fffff sounds through clenched teeth is seen as appropriate emphasis to the manliness of said running style.


*I possess a long striped scarf.........though I wear it properly knotted with a Mk3 flying jacket. :? I'm either slightly confused or a Butch

 

[jonnyboy666]

cheer up mr angry!

No, i'm not in the mood to cheer up yet! need to vent more.


16. crap adverts on tv

17. bad welding

18. when middleburn cranks crack or bend (like mine just have)

19. having so many bikes you get annoyed with cleaning them.

20. leg ache from trying to kick start my suzuki.

21. rain.

22. wind

23. cold

24. louie spence.

25. that granny shagging wayne rooney

26. beckhams new beard/hair combo he looks like a tramp.

27. cleaning my van then having to use it and it getting covered in crap again.

28. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the crystal skull.

29. shaving

30. will smith's daughter and that flinkin annoying song "whip my hair"!! makes me want to stab my ears!!!!



. . . . . . . and . . . . breathe . . . . . .

 

[Lysander]

29) I quite enjoys teh shaving, me.............proper brush and soap, good solid traditional stylee safety blade razor..........what's more manly than being stripped to the waist, dragging an ultra sharp blade across yer face????*







*yup, I'm queer, no doubt about it...........