THINGS THAT P*SS ME OFF THREAD.....

[Tallpaul]

I'm glad I could obilge,
please tell me that your scarf is of the long multi-coloured stripey variety so that I may experience paroxysms of sputtering rage and for full eye-popping cardiac arrest please confirm your use of a man-bag...

Indeed, it is long, stripey and from Paul Smith.

I use a Retrobike courier bag, if that counts? My Macbook fits nicely with room to spare for my running kit.

Had I not stayed at my girlfriends last night (requiring me to drive in this morning), this clement weather would have resulted in a first outing of the year for my fixie. Still, there's always tomorrow

 

[FMJ]

Got so worked up spitting feathers I mixed up my birds!

Larks foot knot is what I meant.

Wouldn't said knot make it easier to use their own scarf to strangle the living (insert profanity here) out of them?

 

[tintin40]

People who don't leave feed back

 

[Pogo]

I'm glad I could obilge,
please tell me that your scarf is of the long multi-coloured stripey variety so that I may experience paroxysms of sputtering rage and for full eye-popping cardiac arrest please confirm your use of a man-bag...

Indeed, it is long, stripey and from Paul Smith.

I use a Retrobike courier bag, if that counts? My Macbook fits nicely with room to spare for my running kit.

Had I not stayed at my girlfriends last night (requiring me to drive in this morning), this clement weather would have resulted in a first outing of the year for my fixie. Still, there's always tomorrow

Ah yes, Paul Smith- master of the poncey stripe and uber-hero to the zeitgeist befuddled metro-sexuals. He of the Sith.

In which case may you achieve teeth shattering congress with Mother Earth when your abominable scarf entwines in your 'urban cool' Forrest Gump of a bicycle.

PS. And don't for one minute think you have fooled me with that line "stayed at my girlfriends last night"- the unwritten, unspoken, winked at but omitted smutty reason you cleverly alluded to but never divulged

No, not for one second think that I have been hoodwinked into believing that a Paul Smith stripey scarf, man-fondling-bag wearing, fixie riding gent such as yourself would have stayed with a girlfriend overnight for any other reason than to watch Mamma Mia and drink white wine and dis real men!

PPS I dread to wonder how you run...

 

[Pogo]

Wouldn't said knot make it easier to use their own scarf to strangle the living (insert profanity here) out of them?

Aye, or getting stuck in the chain-fixie interface!
The great leveller.

BTW- I hope no offence is being taken here guy's :?

 

[jamabikes]

what really pisses me off is when i cant find the droids i'm looking for.


oh and people who put up wanted ads then ignore your pm's offering the bits they need, or ignore the thread they started completely grrrrrrrrrr

 

[Tallpaul]

No, not for one second think that I have been hoodwinked into believing that a Paul Smith stripey scarf, man-fondling-bag wearing, fixie riding gent such as yourself would have stayed with a girlfriend overnight for any other reason than to watch Mamma Mia and drink white wine and dis real men!

She chooses not to have a television, so after dinner I read to her. I'm not helping myself, am I?

PPS I dread to wonder how you run...

Apparantly I have a reasonably neutral gait with a slight pronation of my right foot.

 

[Bikebandit]

Blokes who wear scarves using the now almost ubiquitous 'crows foot' knot!

What type of knot is this?

Got so worked up spitting feathers I mixed up my birds!

Larks foot knot is what I meant.

Glad I wear a Buff scarf when it gets cold ... got kicked out of cubs before they got to the *How to tie a knot* badge :roll:

 

[Pogo]

PPS I dread to wonder how you run...

Apparantly I have a reasonably neutral gait with a slight pronation of my right foot.

It's the flapping of the arms that you forgot to mention...

 

[Tallpaul]

It's the flapping of the arms that you forgot to mention...

Oh. What am I meant to do with them?