For Sale The Smelly, Moldy Cardboard Box of Crappy Wares

Next up another syncros stem but this time without a top cap because I flicked the original top cap at some youngings that awoke me from a nap. Public bench my arse, I've soiled it more than three times a week and scratches my name on it in capital letters.

The lack of a top cap surely makes it more special and unique, so I'd like that to be reflected in the price. It is a statement, relating to the hollowness and unfulfilment human beings feel in the modern concrete jungle, with a huge population with no roof over their head, no shelter from the rain, and the top cap represented the comfort and luxury that are afforded some but not all, so much for the welfare state.

I'll take 30 euro. If you buy the other stem with this you could use the top cap from the other to preload this one, an exercise alluding to sharing is caring, a statement of frugality and restraint in a consumerist nightmare. Will impress the collectivist brethren.

1 1/8, 25.4 clamp diameter. About 14cm on a warm, moist night.

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A light long bent rod with some obscure markings

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25.4, bout 57cm, so likely Equidae

It's been treated to a bit of BDSM clampage on the edges there, which is a reminder of some really lonely nights of rejection, I just had to find an outlet.
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15 euro.
 
I want to buy it but it's too small for me and I need to sell 1,567 other items I have first
if only you had this for sale 2 weeks ago
 
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