For Sale The Smelly, Moldy Cardboard Box of Crappy Wares

[Imlach]

Welcome

Take a seat on the floor and take a deep breath. Not too deep, I've not had the mold spores checked just yet.

Going through my boxes I've found a few things which I don't like and don't need, I absolutely hate all of it actually.

The individual items will be posted as replies to this post.

 

[novocaine]

Hi I'm Novocaine and I'm in Imlachs box.
please rehome me, it's horrible in here, it smells funny and he drinks to much.

 

[Imlach]

First we've got a cattlehead stem. This is an ahead stem, 1 1/8, 25.4 clamp diameter. The decals look quite battered, which is of course intentional as I rode this during my dadaist period.

I've got no spare decals but then again the syncros decals are absolutely horrible anyway. Who picked that font? Someone on meth no doubt. It has the bolts for the handlebar clamp, don't worry, I just decided not to include them in the photo because I thought it'd bring an edge to the listing, an Aha! GOTCHA! point, which could lead to interactions, as I'm dreadfully lonely living inside this moldy cardboard box. I'll talk about anything, even taxes. I don't pay them.

Anyway, the stem has a scratch on top of it. It looks skin deep, like the people in my life. Let me know if you want more pictures of it, to scratch that itch, get it?

I've little experience measuring inanimate things but I'd say I'm 15 cm on a good day. The stem. The stem is 15cm ish

I'd like 250 euro for it. But I'm willing to let it go for 40 euro.

 

[Imlach]

**** I've forgotten to put a price and measure give me 1 hour

 

[Mod-Master]

I have taken my seat, and flicked the kettle on. Bring the moldy items!

 

[novocaine]

Hi I'm Novocaine and I'm in Imlachs box.
please rehome me, it's horrible in here, it smells funny and he drinks to much.

He does a lot of taking with his fists.

he's a puppeteer, but being called a names by a piece of fuzzy felt with googly eyes still hurts.

 

[Markybeau]

Smelly, mouldy cardboard box ? You're lucky!... I used to have to make do with a small envelope

 

[novocaine]

Smelly, mouldy cardboard box ? You're lucky!

in my day I had to get up before the day had started walk for 26 hours in the rain to get back to where I started before Imlach would beat me with a shoe.

 

[Imlach]

Okay price added to the first thing and I measured a bit too

 

[novocaine]

15cm overall would suggest a 110mm stem (distance between centers).

we got ya Imlach, don't fret it.