The Rules

[ORS]

I wear 3/4 tights!

Old Ned, Sir - you are the sole exception, and wayyy cool!!

 

[Simplex]

~Thanks Ed, an absolute gem with a nice page on reading material too.

if you are suffering such that your breathing begins to adversely effect the enjoyment of the other riders in the bunch, you are to summarily sit up and allow yourself to be dropped

 

[Uncle Buk]

On a similar theme:
http://cozybeehive.blogspot.com/2008/04/official-rules-of-euro-cyclist.html