I read this and pissed myself laughing:
No mate, it's a bike. It is a quite a fun site to browse though. Like a rich hippy cycling version of Mad Max.
The ROMANCEÜR is a swashbuckling tender heart of a fantasy warrior, who not only seduces its rider, but acts as a psychedelic aphrodisiac on the psyche. Together you become thee Romanceür, a sacred, lustful partnership rendering all riding surfaces swooned out and speechless, pining for an intimate evening including a tray of rosé Jell-O shots.
No mate, it's a bike. It is a quite a fun site to browse though. Like a rich hippy cycling version of Mad Max.