The Polish Panto Butcher discovers coloured Tipex

[The History Man]

I think the texture is just rough engraving. I know it's for the Blind Butcher to say.........

 

[bugloss]

Show us your machine!

behold, all my equipment

I think he is thinking of this type of machine.....

aka...jjjjohnny's which come in a multitude of colours just like PPB work :facepalm:

The Condolmograph.

 

[The History Man]

Is it time for the Ludo Landudno joke?

 

[bugloss]

Absolutely, tell it!

 

[The History Man]

Plain nurse to pretty nurse "have you seen that welshman in bed 4, I gave him a bath this morning and I noticed he's got ludo tattooed on his .........."

Pretty nurse "that's not ludo,that's llandudno".

I thank you.

 

[bugloss]

Splendid.

 

[Ian Raleigh]

Top banana

 

[bugloss]

 

[agentorange]

As the poster and main aggressor in this debate it's only fitting that I thank the Polish Butcher for swinging by with something hinting at an explanation. Credit to you sir, many wouldn't have.

That said, it's worth explaining to our friend that the main gripe we have is the quality of your work, it really isn't very good, comically bad in fact. OK, if it makes you money then great, carry on. I can just see the faces of those poor Campagnolo items as you approach them with the Dremmel at full speed.

 

[Ian Raleigh]

Maybe if the 'Butcher' took more time an effort he could do an excellent job!

I make model aircraft for customers and really take my time to do an excellent job
If I'm not happy, I know the customer will not be happy of the finished article.

Take your time Mr. Butcher