The Monkey of Hope World Tour 2008

Hey.....Psssssssttttt.....I've hijacked that feckin' useless bast**d Neilll's Retroike account to let you know why I have been 'dark' for the last few months......he really is inept and shouldn't be trusted with my livelyhood cos he was supposed to only be keeping me for a few weeks.

Instead the MoFo kept me shut in a dark box for months on basic rations and filled me with false hopes of seeing this fine planet. At the start of this week though he seemed to have a change of heart and built me a nice big foam lined packing crate and gave me a proper going over with Loctite as I had suffered some flesh wounds on the way down from Pickle in Lincolnshire. My injuries are now all healed and the other day he let me out to play in the snow (see pix below).

He is taking me out on a bike ride soon and will soon be mailing me somewhere else so I can continue my journey around the planet Earth.....guess he's not that much of a tosser, just a bit feckin slow at doing things (you should see all the unfinished bikes round here, it looks like a scrap yard
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The Monkey Of Hope (with frozen Brass Minkey Balls....)
 

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I'm in Italy in a couple of weeks if he fancies a bit of Kulcher!

A bit of a tour of Florence/Siena/Pisa.

Al, :D
 
Tickets all booked and paid for for my annual trip to Benicassim festival, I could try and get his picture taken with Paul Weller.
 
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Wouldn't be able to tell them apart these days... ;-)

Mr K
 

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Quick Monkey Of Hope Travel Update....

Tristan got taken out on his long overdue ride with me, on his way though he escaped and knocked up some underage schoolgirl (nothing new in this town mind you :roll: :roll: ).

Caught the little bastard and got him to pose for these pix.....this Thursday he is going on a Night Ride at Rowney Warren (Chicksands) and then Jango is taking him to a mystery destination in Hertfordshire......


Monkey Of Hope World Tour now back on track :oops: :oops: :oops:
 

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