Next you will be telling me that the fat old sod climbing out of his £70k G4 to have a fag at Tescos is not actually a superhero world adventurer, despite his ONE LIFE LIVE IT! t-shirt and stickers..
No, probably the same fat old sod that passes me with just inches to spare then immediately slows to less than the speed I was travelling to turn off or park. There are a lot of them out there.