So defensive and tense. I think we need to investigate whether or not these bicycles truly spark joy, if they're merely giving you stress and anxiety, perhaps it is best to consider a friendly departure? Declutter.
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NO!
I am not stressed (twitch) or tense (nervous tic) in any way. Furthermore I have instructed my gamekeepers to shoot on sight if they see you hanging around the tent again.